officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

hopelesshoping:

Brand New- Moshi Moshi (x)
sowrongitsdanandphil:

losey0urmind:

omfg

*CLAPS*
doriftucorps:

xshiromorix:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

… This makes me so happy.


This makes me sad. Fuck this.
hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

troyeboyxtilly:

youtubers-ugh:

halloween is soon 
its transparent

Drag it nowOr on mobile tap it
We are all broken, that’s how the light gets in.
Ernest Hemingway  (via deserted-streets)

motsquivont:

I wonder what the most common first impression people have of me is